You may share it with whomever, as long as you give me the credit. I've worked long and hard to have a "mean mom" reputation, so don't screw that up for me.
If you'd like, read it to your children so that they'll grab you by the neck and thank you profusely for their great blessing of having you as their parent.
And not me.
Happy Thursday, Peeps.
An e-mail to my children: